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God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
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The smart Irishman.
An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor,...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Hard cheese!
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One way ticket across the country
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It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...