Please describe him
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Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Race dead candidates
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What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
The 2000 Darwin awards!
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The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...