What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists…
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a ‘Diana Tour’ – a personal...
Together At Last
Marie’s funeral is a sad one as she goes to join her departed husband....
The hunting season
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...