How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital…
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital and goes to the train station. He gets...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...