Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
Things Only Women Understand
10. Cats’ facial expressions 9. The need for the same style of shoes in...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
Three old ladies
|Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind...