Fish jokes 03
|Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Darn it!
|What did the spider say when he broke his new web?Darn it!
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
I\’m a Fun-gi!
There’s this mushroom who walks into a bar one night. All he wants is...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Barty and Dunny
|Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend...