Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
The most painful part
A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game....
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Newlyweds
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...