Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Computer Idiots
Idiocy in the Computer World When I worked for a company that had a...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated…
One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:1. – One hand on wheel, one hand on...