Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Even More Blonde Q and A
Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!