Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
The Doctors
Nowadays there’s little meaning For a person to be gleaning When a man attaches...
Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
Old man from Trent – Limmerick
There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent,...
The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.