Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife…
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale...
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Catching the bear
|Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Relationships
RELATIONSHIPS:First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship — he...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...