A Mother Cow
What do you call a mother cow that lost her calf?”Decafinated”
Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Nothing but the truth
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions...
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
In the Bathroom
If you’re an American when you’re out of the bathroom, what are you when...