YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Sue over the property
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other?...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
Unusual State Laws
Connorsvill,Wisconsin:It is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female...