Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
Farm jokes 01
|Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays...
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
One day there were these three boys walking down…
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...
A Mother’s Dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...