Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
seven course meal
|What does a man consider a seven course meal?A hot dog and a six...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
Drinking too much
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket, and ordered...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Guns in a garden
An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long KeshPrison...