Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?
What’s the best way to force a man to do sit ups?Put the remote...
Crotchless panties
A woman feared that her husband was losing interest in her sexually. She went...
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At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Hungry Snake
Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized...
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...
Lawyer and Sperm
What is the difference between a lawyer and a sperm?At least a sperm has...