Dying Wives!
“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner,...
Oh Human Sexuality
When it comes to human sexuality, men are like microwave ovens and women are...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
Reduce national debt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Landing at a hidden military base
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...