Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
He’s drunk at the bar
|One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
Have incredible dogs
|Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...