Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Death of an Eel
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, rather curious....
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Well I wanna be a…
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
Have to
A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
Harry Redknapp
|Apparently, Harry Redknapp offered to send the West Ham squad on an expenses paid...
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...