101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...
The eleventh commandment
We have all heard of the ten commandments.Well recently a new eleventh commandment was...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....