Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That’s the proper place to...
you can blow up the tyres
|A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a...
Her father was very angry when he heard that his…
Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty yearold daughter had...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
Two In One Grave?
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...