10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Polish Prisoner’s Request
An Englishman, a Frenchman and a Polak were captured by the Germans and thrown...
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth…
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
The Fowl-Mouthed Parrot!
A woman was walking down the street past a pet shop, and when she...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
Jesus meets Joseph
St. Peter has a day-off from his duties at the gates to Heaven and...