Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
One life saved…
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the...
You Might Be A College Student:
You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...