What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Why did he fire you?
|Two neighbors were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
Crawling Home
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the...
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...