Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill