Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
GM vs Microsoft
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with...
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll…
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he...
Lipstick problem!
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...