Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Two Italian Stallions
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...