What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
An economist’s logic
|A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Words From Famous Women
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Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...