Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook?
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ?100 way to wok your...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
The old lady in the bank
A little old lady walked into the head branch of the Chase ManhattanBank holding...
Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
Terminology
Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...