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Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Elmo
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Why Beer is Better than Women
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My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....
The worst racist joke
So there is this guy named Bubba who lives in the South who is...
Gas Attack
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Less Sex
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time....