Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...