How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
The Laws of Work…
The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!