Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!