Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Presidential Debate Drinking Game
Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online,...
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...