Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...
Spice Girls
~WHAT DO YOU CALL A SPICE GIRL WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS? PREGNANT~WHAT DO YOU...
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...
Laugh twice
Me: Hey, Donna, how do you make a blonde laugh twice in a row?...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Three couples wanted to join a church…
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted...