Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks…
Three women were sitting at a bar having a few drinks.After a while the...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
A lusty camel
A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out...