Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel…
A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around...
Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
Park Registration Sheet Comments
Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...