Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Unreasonable bill
|A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Viagra ingredients revealed!
After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists havediscovered the secret ingredients to...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...