Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
Studying the twinkies
|In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics...
The good, bad, and ugly!
* Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can’t find...