They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
Anything you want!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test1. Turn the radio on. When...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
They’re boasting about race records
|Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...