Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land…
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was...