Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
Buying A Bull
Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after...
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church…
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was...
Welfare office
A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the...
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...