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5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
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A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
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On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
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I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
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The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...