Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of Baywatch…
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of “Baywatch”have joined forces to create...
Writing to Grandma
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
Virus Alert
Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe...
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!