Lots of words
There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring,...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Standing in Line
This long line of people are queueing up to get served in a shop....
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
Brezhnev at his speech
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Diary Entries
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The hooker and her gramma.
There was a hooker with a bunch of other hookers. The police came, and...
A snail buys a fast new car
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