Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...
Debate the stop sign
|A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives...
The boss tells some jokes
|The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!