Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar…
Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other:...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only...
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Time to quit
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...