What will the neighbors think?
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The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...