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There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Marriage and Cheating
Marriage was invented because it’s only so much fun to cheat at cards.
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
A Modest Essay
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You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
What is the difference between men and women?
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy...
Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...