Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
The transfer
The boss of a large company says to his protege : ” I’m transferring...
Blonde Buckaroo
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons...
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
What\’s a Blonde do after…
Q: What does a blonde do after waking up? A1: Go Home. A2: Introduce...